Its a Silly World

Tweety fancied a bit of culture this weekend. What better than the Awa Dori Festival is Koenji. Lots of cultural dancing (quiet different from the OTHER type of cultural dancing Tweety likes to spectate.), and mad people. I do like the summer Yukatas the lovely ladies wear.

Read the text on the T-Shirt the bloke is wearing in the pic. My fav phrase is "As much as a breast was burned powerfully, it was held". What poetry.

 

 

Everyone thinks Tokyo is such a clean place...Thats not true. Not only do people have filthy minds (not complaining about that!), but there is Grafitti everywere. The photo album has some of the more artistic pieces. There is art in the dirt.

I went shopping for breakfast cereal here in Tokyo. It was the smallest box of cereal I have ever seen (other than thise individual boxes. Well, this might as well have been. They lasted three mornings. Well, as a protest, Tweety supersized them, to be a more meaning box of strenght.

And while on the subject of food. Check out the local Doritos. Some superhero wanted them so much, he took a foot in the nots. Great Marketing.

Back to crazy tokyo. Stitting here with major hangover. Another pub crawl through Ropponggi last night. As usual very vague...Came home alone, so not too exciting. Far too late im sure! Need more sleep.

Heartland was packed!   http://www.kirin.co.jp/brands/HL/shop/main_eng.html

But that link does not capture the sleaze. Full of gaijins and japenese OLs (office ladies). Someone called them Enlish Whores. Will sleep with you to learn English. No sure why i could not manage it. I think key is to have two blokes as the girls come in pairs. Aw well..tonight is another night.

Well,

Here I am in California. All work and no play..Not even a good feed of wine. That will change by tomorrow!

So, to fill the void, let me add some snaps from my Kenya trip in July. Rather than bore the reader, I will just include hard core shagging pictures.

Did you know Lions shag every 15 minutes for 2-3 days! Now, I am strong...But I could not take that. I guess it gives a new meaning to be thrown to the Lions!! Oh..forgot to mention...They cum in 5-15 seconds! And then have a kinky rough fight afterwards!

 

After cashing up for the next flight to Tokyo, I had the good luck to be sitting beside a couple of nice yound ladies. As I was still boyish from the said Imperial (last post), I was rather playful. Camera had to come out, so see photos attached. I wish I was in Tokyo to be their guide...I am sure we could have had some fun...Lets see if we can meet when I go to Seoul next...Will you take care of me ladies?

After landing in Tokyo, it was a dash about, a shave, a sweaty meeting, then off to Narita to fly to USA. Load of photographers at airport taking pics of a box of confiscated liquids..No real change in security..No upgrades or pretty young girls on flight to US. I was beside a 300lb bloke who seeped over on top of me. Thank goodness for sleeping pills. A quiet week planned in US to fully recover from Korea.

A night out entertianing in Seoul always involes alcohol...lots of it.

This particular night started off in a non descript Chinese restraunt  in Mapo. After a refreshing glass of Cass...a nice crisp Korean local beer it was onto the hard stuff. As with all things in Korea, the drink we had was "very specially". This was a Chinese wine, that come in a very nice bottle. Im told it was made by decendents of Confusius. Now Confusious was a wise man, but drinking this stuff was not so wise. It tasted like disel fuel to me. Because it is a vert hard drink, it must be necked in single, fast shots, pouring it down the back of the neck. My hosts then asked me to play the "Cah" game. Not understanding the rules I downed the shot, and put the empty cup upside down on my head. YOU LOST, PENELTY, one more shot. I had exhaled, making a slight "CAH" sould (as you do after a drink). Secret was to neck the disel, then hold your breath until you got the OK. Only made that mistake once. Photos of the Chinese Disel and Cass Beer attached.

 

 

Next was on to a Korean Hostess Bar. I had been there before, so was very welcome. Our guest agreed to for "only one bottle." In many other cultures, people say "just one drink"...In Korea, it is "Just one bottle....of Whiskey" And as always...there is no such thing as one!

The hostess was a nice Korean lady, apparently a hat designer by day and she used to live in France...At least she spoke English.

The drink of the evening was Imperial 17 year old. These where 500ML bottles with special pour attachments built in. The Koreans know how to serve whiskey. Along came the luxury fruit plate...see last entry....then the shot glass, and two straight glasses. Ice, Water and Oolong tea.

The whiskey started flowing...You can never pour your own, and to show respect always pour or hold your glass with two hands. The mega respect is passing your glass to your friend and letting him drink from it. Very nicely situation. The hat designer brought another host to join us, sitting by me...A most beautiful girl called Solip. This is a very unique name...Not Korean, but she was! It means Pine Cone...She has it tattooed on her back. I do love Asian ladies with a Tattoo. Very Sexy. The Whiskey flowed. We played Spin the bottle. The Whiskey flowed again. Last thing I remember is the third bottle being opened, and people starting to play "Strip Spin the Bottle".

Next thing I know it is 8.00am....I just woke up and am supposed to be on a 8.45am flight to Tokyo..

Missed it.

I cashed up for a one way and got a flight an hour later...That was very boyish..see next report.

Photos of Solip and Whiskey below.

 

 

A night out in Seoul is always a special experiance. There are some essentials that make the night eh..Korean.

The Fruit - A mega expensive plate of cut fruit.

The Whisky - The older and more expensive the bigger face.

The Girls - Thats what it is all about.

 

Last night was at Juliana's Disco-Tech. A club that runs on the "Booking System." Basically you sit down, and send the waiter to bring you female companion. He then drags her to your room or table (even if she does not want to go.) They then sit, have a sip of Whisky and decide if she likes you or not.  This article does a great job to descibe it.

http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/across_a_crowded_room_in_korea.htm 

The Fruit is a masterpiece..About US$100 for a plate...But it has to be done...Good face! See Photo.

Nice J&B Jet Whiskey.

 

A very silly evening, exspcially after 2 bottles of scotch and teaching Koreans how to play Spin the Bottle. We had a very high turnover with our "Booking" visitors, as we where about twice as old as most of the cuties.

Home at 5am! Good perk mid week.

 

I had read about the Maid Cafe's in Akihabara a while ago, but today I finally got around to going.

Lots of hot sexy young maids on the main street advertising their cafes. Also lots of old blokes wih Camera's taking pics. At first I thought it was the local camera club, but I soon worked out what was going on.

Well, I better give this a go! Up I went to Fillis on the 4th floor. Of course I was the only Gaijin there, and no one spoke english, but thats part of the fun. Finally they found a maid that spoke a little. The system was this. 1500Yen is basically your table charge for 90 minutes. That gets you chatting time with the maids (on a non exclusive, accross the bar nature) and one basic game. These where kids games..For mor advance games like UNO and Jenga, it was an extra 1000Y. I played Pop-Up Pirate. See Pic! I lost and had to wear a set of fluffy bunny ears as a drank my ice tea. Othe blokes where eating a bowl of ice cream with furry bear claws on their hand. All very silly but worth exploring. Add some beer to the mix and it would be a lot more fun I think!  http://filles.run.buttobi.net/